i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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