So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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