The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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