What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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