i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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