just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I understand Curling. That high.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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