what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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