I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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