Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
COCAINE IS GR8
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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