hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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