I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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