I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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