Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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