is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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