Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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