ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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