I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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