Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Fuck appropriateness.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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