You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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