Where is the hickey?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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