Pants 0. Shit 1.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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