That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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