Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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