Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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