I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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