I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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