Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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