To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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