paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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