it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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