How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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