Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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