Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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