Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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