On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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