I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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