The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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