The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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