Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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