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I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
