Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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