Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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