Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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