I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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