dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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