I've blown a few things in my day
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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