Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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