I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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