thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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