I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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