have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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