idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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