Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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