David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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